PCA Pastor.
Slightly sarcastic.
Apt to laughter.

Anti-Psalm 119 (Gimel)

Deal bountifully with your servant,
for I have earned your blessing.
With myopic eyes I behold
my wondrous obedience.
As I pass through this world;
hide not my glory from others.
My soul is consumed with longing
for approval, recognition, appreciation.
Rebuke those who do not recognize me,
remind them of their place.
Keep those jealous of my success away,
I have a name to make for myself.
Even though others find me obnoxious,
your humble servant will meditate on himself.
For I am my delight;
I am my own counselor.

Anti-Psalm 119 (Daleth)

Anti-Psalm 119 (Beth)