PCA Pastor.
Slightly sarcastic.
Apt to laughter.

Anti-Psalm 119 (He)

Teach me the way to control my life;
and I will keep it to the end.
Give me understanding, that I can ensure outcomes,
and I will pursue them with my whole being.
Lead me in the proper techniques,
for I delight in them.
Give me all I desire,
for my children and myself.
Grant me my idol of comfort,
give me life as I name it Responsibility.
Without control,
there is only fear.
Turn away the insecurity I dread,
the life of faith is simply impossible.
Behold, I long for control;
an impossible dream robbing me of life.

Anti-Psalm 119 (Waw)

Anti-Psalm 119 (Daleth)