PCA Pastor.
Slightly sarcastic.
Apt to laughter.

Anti-Psalm 20

May good fortune answer you in the day of trouble!
May your assets protect you!
May savings grant the support you need!
May responsible planning bring you security!

May all of your goals be accomplished!
May you delight in your achievements!
May you have everything you want!

Now I know that being responsible will save me—
bringing security in time of need.
Some claim to trust God for help,
but I trust in the bottom line.
Faith won’t pay the bills,
much less provide a comfortable nest egg.

Better to live by something sure:
Jesus is Lord, but cash is king.

Anti-Psalm 119 (Aleph)

Anti-Psalm 13