PCA Pastor.
Slightly sarcastic.
Apt to laughter.

Anti-Psalm 14

The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”
    But not me.
    I know a better way.
When the Lord looks down from heaven,
    I will seek him,
    so that he will bless me.
I read my Bible every morning,
    I mostly pray without ceasing,
    I fasted that one time.
I go to church every week,
    throwing money in the passed plate,
    and I volunteer in the nursery.
The wicked do not seek God like I do;
    but he will grant the outcome I desire.
Give the Lord his due and get what you want;
    do what the Lord requires,
    and you control your life.

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